It's us against the world
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
Ironically, the misogynistic female outfits would be FAR more agile than a big ass suit of armor and a 15lbs sword
PICTURED ABOVE: TUMBLR USER DAMIENPEPPER’S IMPECCABLE LOGIC
Whoa this is actually powerful
- camp half-blood: every year you're with us, we'll give you a bead with a cool design on it that you can wear on an awesome leather necklace we give you! isnt that fun?
- camp jupiter: every year you're with us, we'll burn a line into the sensitive skin on the inside of your forearm. not only will it be excruciatingly painful, but you'll have that shit on you for the rest of your life. welcome to the twelfth legion motherfucker.
people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life