UNPREDICTABLE

(Source: oix)

zackisontumblr:

what if everyone was born wearing a t-shirt and your soulmate had a matching t-shirt and you had to find them

what if the day you found your soulmate was the day they decided to wash their shirt and you never found them again


5secondsofinsomniacs:

Every single person that reblogs this will get an embarrassing photo of a band member in their ask. Every. Single. One. 


gloryhalleloujah:

Hold on a sec can we talk real quick about how on the same day their album drops One Direction will be

  • airing their Sesame Street episode
  • performing live for a crowd of thousands of fans at a major family resort attraction
  • performing live on a nationally broadcast television show most popular with adults ages 21-45

like can we talk about the fucking nail-on-the-head cross-generational promo will they be stopping by a nursing home after the performance


(Source: fivesource)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them




♡

(Source: plasmatics-life)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country


jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame


golden-femme:

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

:O


  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home